Spelling

I've got a superbly effective spell I learnt in cooking with spells 1.0 back in 1992:

• 1 part blog;
• 2 parts web url;
• 1/4 part hyperlink;
• 2 parts RAM;
• 1 part cabbage;
• 7 (or 8 depending on availability) LOLs; and
• 4 parts grub

Muddle it in a puddle and just tell yourself that it will work, 4.5 times (it will work, it will work, it will work, it will work, it wil STOP THERE). I dropped all my gear at the airport last week, so I unfolded my mega couldron and cast this spell. Next thing, I woke up in a triple king size bed (sans king) to harbour views. IOW, it works.